March 2012
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Why I can never sleep
Me: Well it's late, better go to bed
Internet: But look at all the interesting things that suddenly just happened
Internet: lol look your favourite fanfic just updated
Internet: TUMBLR SEX RIOT
Internet: Here's the new trailer for that movie you really want to see
TV: Look it's your fav show
TV: Really awesome celebrity interview on channel 9
Friends: I'm having a life crisis lol txt it
Cat: I AM GOING TO KNOCK YOUR DOOR DOWN SO I CAN CUDDLE AND ANNOY YOU
Cat: lolz never mind let me out
Cat: Actually let me back in, I want to sleep on your pillow
Neighbours: Let's start that pots and pans marching band we were thinking about
Mind: What's the meaning of life
Bed: Too hot
Bed: haha too cold
Body: 3, 2, 1, commence random leg cramp!
Alarm: GET YO ASS OUTTA BED
Me: I hate all of you
Me: Mum is it Leap Year
Mum: Yeah why?
Me: ......brb.
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Me: MARRY ME.
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE
Me:
Me: is that a no
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
npharris:
sorry glee, but there is only room for one chandler in my life
coopranderson:
sugar: if someone posted a picture like that of me i’d probably kill myself.
rory: twice to be sure i was dead
but blaine and kurt’s reactions though
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via gallop)
If I'm ever a teacher
evrel:
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
Watchhayleepie:
i hate cats with a passion. but i have no idea why i think this is so cute.