December 2011
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
chriscoolfer:darvillsnose:
oh my GOD
“I think I’ve been unofficially married to a number of people.”
– -Darren Criss (via papitoness)
I feel like I'm going to have an attitude problem...
rizaaalyn:
When someone says something slightly stupid I’ll be like:
When someone says something rude about you:
When someone makes an irrelevant argument:
When someone is walking slow as fuck in the halls:
When your teacher is yelling at you for no reason:
When some bitch is…
FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
wintersoldiers:
if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
